Spoonerisms I

I give you the second Torrible Zone series: Spoonerisms. The majority of these spoonerisms are the products of my own genius, however, I plan to intersperse them with spoonerisms I have been a witness to with friends or acquaintances.

And so to begin, one of my all time favorite spoonerisms and a sentiment I still hold:

There is nothing worse than samp docks.