Spoonerisms I

I give you the second Torrible Zone series: Spoonerisms. The majority of these spoonerisms are the products of my own genius, however, I plan to intersperse them with spoonerisms I have been a witness to with friends or acquaintances.

And so to begin, one of my all time favorite spoonerisms and a sentiment I still hold:

There is nothing worse than samp docks.

Gaspar Claus et Pedro Soler par Vincent Moon

If you have never seen the Concerts a Emporter, or "take away concerts" of Vincent Moon I highly recommend them. He films musicians he likes in interesting settings, like Arcade Fire in an elevator or the Shins in a street in Montmartre. This is one of my favorites:

#94.1 Gaspar Claus et Pedro Soler - Episode 1
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